THE NOEYS

2023

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TOP 23 NEW FILMS OF 2023

  1. BARBIE

  2. COCAINE BEAR

  3. BOTTOMS

  4. AMERICAN SYMPHONY 

  5. ARE YOU THERE GOD? IT’S ME, MARGARET

  6. PAST LIVES

  7. THE SUPER MARIO BROS MOVIE

  8. TETRIS

  9. OPPENHEIMER 

  10. POLITE SOCIETY

  11. LEAVE THE WORLD BEHIND

  12. BEAU IS AFRAID

  13. BLACKBERRY

  14. HOT POTATO: THE STORY OF THE WIGGLES

  15. MAY DECEMBER

  16. SALTBURN

  17. THEATER CAMP

  18. PRISCILLA

  19. DUMB MONEY

  20. MAESTRO

  21. ASTEROID CITY

  22. 80 FOR BRADY

  23. HOUSE PARTY

TOP FILMS MADE PRIOR TO 2023 THAT I SAW FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 2023

  1. SPIDERMAN: INTO THE SPIDERVERSE (2018)

  2. TITANIC (1997)

  3. PUSS IN BOOTS: THE LAST WISH (2022)

  4. DINNER FOR ONE (1963)

  5. BABYLON (2022)

  6. THE MENU (2022)

  7. THE BLACKENING (2022)

  8. THE HANGOVER (2009)

  9. SR. (2022)

  10. GONE GIRL (2014)

  11. THE HOLIDAY (2006)

  12. THE WHALE (2022)

  13. A MAN CALLED OTTO (2022)

  14. WHITE NOISE (2022)

WORST NEW FILMS OF 2023 (DISHONORABLE MENTIONS)

22. ELEMENTAL

23. STRAYS

24. FAST X

25. BAMA RUSH

26. A HAUNTING IN VENICE

27. MEG 2: THE TRENCH

NOTABLE 2023 FILMS I HAVE NOT SEEN

AIR, ANATOMY OF A FALL, DICKS: THE MUSICAL, FERRARI JOY RIDE, KILLERS OF THE FLOWER MOON, NO HARD FEELINGS, PASSAGES, POOR THINGS, SPIDERMAN: ACROSS THE SPIDERVERSE, THE BOY AND THE HERON, THE IRON CLAW, THE HOLDOVERS, THEY CLONED TYRONE, WONKA, ZONE OF INTEREST

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS

*CAILEE SPAENY, PRISCILLA*

KATHY BATES, ARE YOU THERE GOD? IT’S ME MARGARET

PATTI LUPONE, BEAU IS AFRAID

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR

*CHARLES MELTON, MAY DECEMBER*

GLEN HOWERTON, BLACKBERRY

PAUL DANO, DUMB MONEY

BEST CRYING MOVIE

*AMERICAN SYMPHONY*

MAESTRO

PRISCILLA

BEST LAUGHING MOVIE

*BARBIE*

BOTTOMS

80 FOR BRADY

BEST “I INVOLUNTARILY UTTERED ‘HOLY SHIT’ MOVIE”

*BEAU IS AFRAID*

DUMB MONEY

TETRIS

TELEVISION

BEST NEW SHOW OF 2023

*JURY DUTY*

THE LAST OF US S1

I THINK YOU SHOULD LEAVE S3

BEST SHOW MADE PRIOR TO 2023 THAT I SAW FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 2023

EUPHORIA S1 (2019)

*HOW TO CHANGE YOUR MIND (2022)*

WEB OF MAKE BELIEVE (2022)

MUSIC

STREAM ALL SONG OF THE YEAR NOMINEES ON “BEST OF 2023” FROM THE NOAH FRIEND POWER HOUR, EXCLUSIVELY ON SPOTIFY.

SONG OF THE YEAR

*AFTER MIDNIGHT, CHAPPELL ROAN*

BARBIE WORLD, NICKI MINAJ, ICE SPICE, AQUA

BUTTERFLY, JON BATISTE

COFFEE, CHAPPELL ROAN

DEMONS, DOJA CAT

DRINK WATER, JON BATISTE, JON BELLION, FIREBOY DML

FEATHER, SABRINA CARPENTER

JADED, MILEY CYRUS

KALEIDOSCOPE, CHAPPELL ROAN

MOOD OF WATER, ṬAÜS

NATURAL DISASTER, CHRISTOPHER MORUCCI, 13ROPHY

ONE THAT GOT AWAY, MUNA

PAINT THE TOWN RED, DOJA CAT

POSSESSION OF A WEAPON, ASHNIKKO

SUN GOD RA, ṬAÜS

UNEASY, JON BATISTE, LIL WAYNE

WONDER WOMAN, MILEY CYRUS

YOU, MILEY CYRUS

ALBUM OF THE YEAR

BEN, MACKLEMORE

ENDLESS SUMMER VACATION, MILEY CYRUS

THE RISE AND FALL OF A MIDWEST PRINCESS, CHAPPELL ROAN

*WORLD MUSIC RADIO, JON BATISTE*

HYPE SONG OF THE YEAR

AFTER MIDNIGHT, CHAPPELL ROAN

CHEERLEADER, ASHNIKKO

*BARBIE WORLD, NICKI MINAJ, ICE SPICE, AQUA*

SAD SONG OF THE YEAR

*BUTTERFLY, JON BATISTE*

MOOD OF WATER, ṬAÜS

WONDER WOMAN, MILEY CYRUS

LOVE SONG OF THE YEAR

COFFEE, CHAPPELL ROAN

KALEIDOSCOPE, CHAPPELL ROAN

*YOU, MILEY CYRUS*

MORE

COMEDY SPECIAL OF THE YEAR

*MICHELLE WOLF: IT’S GREAT TO BE HERE*

MIKE BIRBIGLIA: THE OLD MAN AND THE POOL

PETE HOLMES: I AM NOT FOR EVERYONE

PODCAST OF THE YEAR

*BASEBALL BAR-B-CAST*

GOOD GIRLS GONE SAD

THE 7

YOUTUBE CHANNEL OF THE YEAR

BASEBALL DOESN’T EXIST

EDDY BURBACK

GABI BELLE

*JOMBOY MEDIA*

LIVE SHOW OF THE YEAR

CHAPPELL ROAN: NAKED IN NORTH AMERICA TOUR AT WEBSTER HALL

DOJA CAT: SCARLET TOUR AT BARCLAYS CENTER

JON BATISTE, ALBUM RELEASE SHOW AT BROOKLYN STEEL

*MACKLEMORE: THE BEN TOUR AT PIER 17*

MUNA: LIFE’S SO FUN TOUR AT TERMINAL 5

THE OFFICIAL NOAH FRIEND STAMP OF APPROVAL

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NOMINEES

ALMOND MILK (DRINK)

AMC A-LIST (ENTERTAINMENT SUBSCRIPTION)

*APPLE CIDER (DRINK)*

CITI BIKE (BIKE SHARE)

*HONEY NUT CHEERIOS (FOOD)*

KENDRICK LAMAR (MUSICIAN)

MCDONALD’S SHAMROCK SHAKE (DRINK)