THE NOEYS

2025

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MOTION PICTURES

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TOP NEW FILMS OF 2025

  1. FRIENDSHIP

  2. THE NAKED GUN

  3. NO OTHER CHOICE

  4. ONE OF THEM DAYS

  5. A HOUSE OF DYNAMITE

  6. SINNERS

  7. THE ALABAMA SOLUTION

  8. ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER

  9. DEATH OF A UNICORN

  10. WEAPONS

  11. RENTAL FAMILY

  12. WAKE UP DEAD MAN

  13. THE PERFECT NEIGHBOR

  14. FINAL DESTINATION: BLOODLINES

  15. SUPERMAN

  16. COMPANION

  17. SKIT

  18. KPOP DEMON HUNTERS

  19. DON BLUTH: SOMEWHERE OUT THERE

  20. MICKEY 17

  21. AVATAR: FIRE AND ASH

  22. MATERIALISTS

  23. THE WOMAN IN CABIN 10

  24. ZERO DAY

TOP FILMS MADE PRIOR TO 2025 THAT I SAW FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 2025

  1. POPSTAR: NEVER STOP NEVER STOPPING (2016)

  2. THELMA (2024)

  3. MOONLIGHT (2016)

  4. A REAL PAIN (2024)

  5. UNITED 93 (2006)

  6. DALLAS BUYERS CLUB (2013)

  7. MAGIC MIKE (2012)

  8. THE EMPEROR’S NEW GROOVE (2000)

  9. ANORA (2024)

  10. OCEAN’S ELEVEN (2001)

  11. FINAL DESTINATION (2000)

  12. SATURDAY NIGHT (2024)

  13. FINAL DESTINATION 3 (2006)

  14. PRIDE & PREJUDICE (2005)

  15. NIGHTBITCH (2024)

  16. CONCLAVE (2024)

  17. NICKEL BOYS (2024)

  18. FINAL DESTINATION 2 (2003)

  19. FLY ME TO THE MOON (2024)

  20. FINAL DESTINATION 5 (2011)

  21. THE CATCHER WAS A SPY (2018)

  22. THE BRUTALIST (2024)

  23. HIS THREE DAUGHTERS (2023)

  24. NACHO LIBRE (2006)

  25. A COMPLETE UNKNOWN (2024)

  26. THE SIX TRIPLE EIGHT (2024)

  27. ARGYLLE (2024)

  28. FATHER OF THE BRIDE (1991)

  29. THE FINAL DESTINATION (2009)

NOTABLE 2025 FILMS I HAVE NOT SEEN

ANACONDA, BUGONIA, ETERNITY, FRANKENSTEIN, THE GREAT FLOOD, HAMNET, MARTY SUPREME, SENTIMENTAL VALUE, TRAIN DREAMS, WICKED: FOR GOOD

BEST PERFORMANCES

CARY CHRISTOPHER, WEAPONS

*MICHAEL B JORDAN, SINNERS*

PAUL RUDD, FRIENDSHIP

*SZA, ONE OF THEM DAYS*

TIM ROBINSON, FRIENDSHIP

BEST LAUGHING MOVIE

FRIENDSHIP

ONE OF THEM DAYS

SKIT

*THE NAKED GUN*

BEST CRYING MOVIE

*RENTAL FAMILY*

BEST “I INVOLUNTARILY UTTERED ‘HOLY SHIT’ MOVIE”

*A HOUSE OF DYNAMITE*

NO OTHER CHOICE

ONE OF THEM DAYS

SINNERS

TELEVISION

BEST NEW SHOW OF 2025

THE CHAIR COMPANY

THE STUDIO

*THE REHEARSAL S2*

MUSIC

STREAM ALL SONG OF THE YEAR NOMINEES ON “BEST OF 2025” FROM THE NOAH FRIEND POWER HOUR, EXCLUSIVELY ON SPOTIFY.

SONG OF THE YEAR

AAAHH MEN!, DOJA CAT

BIG FISH, CONNOR PRICE, PERTINENCE

BMF, SZA

DO IT ALL AGAIN, JON BATISTE

FINGERS AND CLOTHES, JAKE MINCH

*FUCKED UP, JAKE MINCH*

THE GIVER, CHAPPELL ROAN

GORGEOUS, DOJA CAT

IT’S OK I’M OK, TATE MCRAE

JOHN DALY, CONNOR PRICE, NIC D

JUST US, JACK HARLOW, DOJA CAT

LEFTRIGHT, LIZZO

NOSEBLEEDS, DOECHII

NOSTALGIA ACT, JAKE MINCH

REVOLVING DOOR, TATE MCRAE

SCORSESE BABY DADY, SZA

SET YOU FREE, JACK HARLOW

SILLY! FUN!, DOJA CAT

SPORTS CAR, TATE MCRAE

STRANGER, DOJA CAT

WHAT DO I DO, SZA

ALBUM OF THE YEAR

*GEORGE, JAKE MINCH*

SOS DELUXE: LANA, SZA

VIE, DOJA CAT

HYPE SONG OF THE YEAR

*BIG FISH, CONNOR PRICE, PERTINENCE*

JOHN DALY, CONNOR PRICE, NIC D

SILLY! FUN!, DOJA CAT

SPORTS CAR, TATE MCRAE

SAD SONG OF THE YEAR

DO IT ALL AGAIN, JON BATISTE

FINGERS AND CLOTHES, JAKE MINCH

*NOSTALGIA ACT, JAKE MINCH*

LOVE SONG OF THE YEAR

*DO IT ALL AGAIN, JON BATISTE*

JUST US, JACK HARLOW, DOJA CAT

STRANGER, DOJA CAT

BOOKS

TOP 12 BOOKS I READ THIS YEAR

  1. THE DEFINING DECADE (RR)(2012), MEG JAY

  2. CRAWL (2025), MAX DELSOHN

  3. BUNNY (2020), MONA AWAD

  4. BORN A CRIME (2016), TREVOR NOAH

  5. RADIANT FOG (2013), MIKE DECAPITE

  6. RULES OF CIVILITY & DECENT BEHAVIOR (1744), GEORGE WASHINGTON

  7. CREAMSICLE BLUE (2011), MIKE DECAPITE

  8. THE COST OF THESE DREAMS (2019), WRIGHT THOMPSON

  9. YOU GOTTA EAT (2024), MARGARET EBY

  10. THE NEW YORK GAME (2024), KEVIN BAKER

  11. RADICAL ACCEPTANCE (2024), TARA BRACH

  12. CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY: A PLAY (1980), RICHARD R GEORGE (ADAPTOR)

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COMEDY SPECIAL OF THE YEAR

CALEB HEARON: MODEL COMEDIAN

*GIANMARCO SORESI: THEIF OF JOY*

ROBBY HOFFMAN: WAKE UP

PODCAST OF THE YEAR

BASEBALL BAR-B-CAST

GOOD ONE

*THE 7*

YOUTUBE CHANNEL OF THE YEAR

BASEBALL DOESN’T EXIST

*BIG TUGG*

EVASIVE

LIVE SHOW OF THE YEAR

BEYONCÉ: COWBOY CARTER TOUR AT METLIFE STADIUM

JAKE MINCH: GEORGE ON TOUR AT BABY’S ALRIGHT

*KENDRICK LAMAR & SZA: GRAND NATIONAL TOUR AT METLIFE STADIUM*

THE OFFICIAL NOAH FRIEND STAMP OF APPROVAL

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NOMINEES

*AMC A-LIST (ENTERTAINMENT SUBSCRIPTION)*

*CITI BIKE (BIKE SHARE)*

THE DEFINING DECADE (BOOK)

JACKET WEATHER (BOOK)

MCDONALD’S SHAMROCK SHAKE (DRINK)