THE NOEYS

2024

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MOTION PICTURES

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TOP 24 NEW FILMS OF 2024

  1. MY OLD ASS

  2. CHALLENGERS

  3. INSIDE OUT 2

  4. WOMAN OF THE HOUR

  5. PROBLEMISTA

  6. THE SUBSTANCE

  7. WILL AND HARPER

  8. BABES

  9. WICKED

  10. UNFROSTED

  11. HIT MAN

  12. EMILIA PÉREZ

  13. LOVE LIES BLEEDING

  14. THE FALL GUY

  15. TRAP

  16. JUROR #2

  17. CIVIL WAR

  18. MEAN GIRLS

  19. TWISTERS

  20. MADAME WEB

TOP FILMS MADE PRIOR TO 2024 THAT I SAW FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 2024

  1. ALL OF US STRANGERS (2023)

  2. POOR THINGS (2023)

  3. THE DEAD DON’T DIE (2019)

  4. OFFICE SPACE (1999)

  5. ANATOMY OF A FALL (2023)

  6. ANYONE BUT YOU (2023)

  7. MILK (2008)

  8. HOW TO LOSE A GUY IN 10 DAYS (2003)

  9. WICKED LITTLE LETTERS (2023)

  10. THE ZONE OF INTEREST (2023)

  11. AMERICAN FICTION (2023)

  12. PROZAC NATION (2001)

  13. WONKA (2023)

WORST NEW FILMS OF 2024 (DISHONORABLE MENTIONS)

SCOOP

HOT FROSTY

MEGALOPOLIS

NOTABLE 2024 FILMS I HAVE NOT SEEN

A COMPLETE UNKNOWN, ANORA, A REAL PAIN, BABYGIRL, CONCLAVE, GLADIATOR 2, HIS THREE DAUGHTERS, I SAW THE TV GLOW, LONGLEGS, SATURDAY NIGHT, SEPTEMBER 5, SING SING, THE PIANO LESSON, THE WILD ROBOT, QUEER, WE LIVE IN TIME

BEST PERFORMANCES

*CYNTHIA ERIVO, WICKED*

*DEMI MOORE, THE SUBSTANCE*

GLENN POWELL, HIT MAN

TILDA SWINTEN, PROBLEMISTA

BEST LAUGHING MOVIE

*BABES*

HIT MAN

THE FALL GUY

UNFROSTED

BEST CRYING MOVIE

*INSIDE OUT 2*

LOVE LIES BLEEDING

MY OLD ASS

WILL AND HARPER

BEST “I INVOLUNTARILY UTTERED ‘HOLY SHIT’ MOVIE”

CHALLENGERS

INSIDE OUT 2

*THE SUBSTANCE*

WOMAN OF THE HOUR

TELEVISION

BEST NEW SHOW OF 2024

BABY REINDEER

*HACKS S3*

BEST SHOW PRE-2024 SHOW SEEN FOR FIRST TIME

*HACKS S1*

HACKS S2

MUSIC

STREAM ALL SONG OF THE YEAR NOMINEES ON “BEST OF 2023” FROM THE NOAH FRIEND POWER HOUR, EXCLUSIVELY ON SPOTIFY.

SONG OF THE YEAR

BED CHEM, SABRINA CARPENTER

BLUE OVER YOU, MASON RAMSEY

BODYGUARD, BEYONCÉ

DIRTY WORK, KING PRINCESS

FEMME FATALE, G-EAZY, COI LERAY, KALIII

GOOD LUCK BABE!, CHAPPELL ROAN

JUNO, SABRINA CARPENTER

LIGHT AGAIN, CHRISTOPHER MORUCCI

NOT LIKE US, KENDRICK LAMAR

PSILOCYBAE, CHILDISH GAMBINO, 21 SAVAGE, INK, KADHJA BONET

ROMANTIC, CHRISTOPHER MORUCCI

SANCTIFIED, JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE, TOBE NWIGWE

*SPAGHETTII, BEYONCÉ, LINDA MARTELL, SHABOOZEY*

SQUABBLE UP, KENDRICK LAMAR

TV OFF, KENDRICK LAMAR, LEFTY GUNPLAY

TYRANT, BEYONCÉ, DOLLY PARTON

ALBUM OF THE YEAR

BRAT, CHARLI XCX

*COWBOY CARTER, BEYONCÉ*

GNX, KENDRICK LAMAR

SHORT N’ SWEET, SABRINA CARPENTER

HYPE SONG OF THE YEAR

*NOT LIKE US*

SANCTIFIED

TYRANT

SAD SONG OF THE YEAR

*BLUE OVER YOU*

DIRTY WORK

LOVE SONG OF THE YEAR

*BED CHEM*

BLUE OVER YOU

BODYGUARD

BOOKS

TOP 12 BOOKS I READ THIS YEAR

  1. KISS ME LIKE A STRANGER (2005), GENE WILDER

  2. COMEDY BOOK (2023), JESSE DAVID FOX

  3. A LITTLE LIFE (2015), HANYA YANAGIHARA

  4. LOVE LIFE (2024), MATTHEW HUSSEY

  5. THE BODY KEEPS THE SCORE (2014), BESSEL VAN DER KOLK

  6. KINDFULNESS (2018), PADRAIG O'MORAIN

  7. THE OFFICE: THE UNTOLD STORY OF THE GREATEST SITCOM OF THE 2000S (2020), ANDY GREENE

  8. OF MICE AND MEN (1937), JOHN STEINBECK

  9. WHY WE LOVE BASEBALL: A HISTORY IN 50 MOMENTS (2023), JOE POSNANSKI

  10. THE TOOLS (2012), PHIL STUTZ & BARRY MICHELS

  11. HOW TO BE HUMAN: THE MANUAL (2018), RUBY WAX

  12. DEATH OF A SALESMAN (1949), ARTHUR MILLER

MORE

COMEDY SPECIAL OF THE YEAR

*ALEX EDELMAN: JUST FOR US*

JACQUELINE NOVAK: GET ON YOUR KNEES

HASAN MINHAJ: OFF WITH HIS HEAD

NIKKI GLASER: SOMEDAY YOU’LL DIE

PODCAST OF THE YEAR

*BASEBALL BAR-B-CAST*

GOOD ONE

THE PSYCHOLOGY OF YOUR 20S

THE 7

YOUTUBE CHANNEL OF THE YEAR

BASEBALL DOESN’T EXIST

*GABI BELLE*

JARVIS JOHNSON! GOLD

LIVE SHOW OF THE YEAR

ZACK ZUCKER, JACK OFF BROADWAY AT SOHO PLAYHOUSE

*JON BATISTE, UNEASY TOUR AT BEACON THEATRE*

DANIEL SLOSS, CAN’T AT BEACON THEATRE

THE OFFICIAL NOAH FRIEND STAMP OF APPROVAL

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NOMINEES

*ALMOND MILK (DRINK)*

AMC A-LIST (ENTERTAINMENT SUBSCRIPTION)

CITI BIKE (BIKE SHARE)

*KENDRICK LAMAR (MUSICIAN)*

MCDONALD’S SHAMROCK SHAKE (DRINK)